How-to: Not Look New at the Gym
Comments: 0 | Add a commentI’ve been a big fitness-guy for a while now. I’m slowly becoming religiously a gym-bum, I’m there like clockwork every day I can be, and if I’m not there, I make it out to the track or somewhere to get my workout in. I thought it would be nice to write a basic how-to of the gym lifestyle; some basics most people might not know, but will help you from embarrassment once you finally get motivated and into the gym.
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Funniest 911 Calls
Comments: 0 | Add a commentI cannot believe these are real, but they are supposed to be. My favorite is the woman whose battery died and she believe she is locked INSIDE the car.
Mischa Barton Busted!
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Mischa Barton has been stopped by the real PD.The 21-year-old former O.C. star was arrested early Thursday morning in West Hollywood and reportedly booked on suspicion of driving under the influence, possessing an illegal narcotic and driving with an invalid license.
According to hollyscoop.com, which first reported the incident, Barton was tooling along in her white Range Rover when she was pulled over at the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica boulevards at 2:46 a.m..
Details of what went down during the bust have not yet been released, but per an arrest report obtained by TMZ, the petite starlet was booked at 3:10 a.m. at the nearby Sheriff’s Department station and is currently still in custody. She’s being held on $10,000 bail.
Barton’s camp has not yet commented, but the Las Vegas club scene, for one, is keeping the faith.
A rep for the brand-new CatHouse nightclub told E! Online Senior Editor Marc Malkin Thursday morning that Barton is still “all set and ready to go” to host the lounge’s Saturday night opener.
Original Article @ E! Online.
Proof Females Are Evil
Comments: 1 Rant | Add a commentSo, if you needed more proof that females are in fact evil, then take a look at the following story.
[Female] Tiger kills San Francisco Zoo patron, injures two others
One zoo visitor was mauled to death and two others severely injured when a Siberian tiger escaped from its grotto at the San Francisco Zoo early Christmas evening and went on a bloody rampage in front of terrified zoo patrons.
The tiger - the same animal that chewed a keeper’s arm during an attack last December - was shot to death outside a zoo cafe by four officers who managed to distract the animal as it mauled one of its victims.
The horrifying violence, which occurred just after the zoo’s 5 p.m. closing time while dozens of patrons were still inside, began when the tiger somehow managed to gain its liberty from the grotto.
The animal, a 4-year-old tiger named Tatiana, did not leave the grotto through its only door, zookeepers said. The grotto is surrounded by a 15-foot-wide moat and a 20-foot-high wall.
And, if you still don’t believe me, take a look at this indisputable scientific, mathematical proof.
Babe of the Day - Alizee
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Yea, she’s hot enough that she can get away with one name. Check out the video below!
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JAGER BOMB & A New Haircut
Comments: 0 | Add a commentFemale Language Translated
Comments: 1 Rant | Add a commentOver at this blog, the author has a great breakdown of what women really mean when they speak. While most of this persons post was telling men to always admit they’re wrong, which is complete bullshit, Here are a few highlights:
I will conclude by translating a few commonly heard statements. Once you know what they mean, it will be pretty obvious what to say:
“Do you think she’s pretty?” = “Tell me how beautiful I am (and how much more beautiful I am than she is).”
“Should I cut/grow/dye/perm/etc. my hair?” = “Tell me you love me the way I am.”
“Be honest.” = “Be kind.”
“Are you hungry?” = “I’m hungry.”
“Nothing’s wrong.” = “Everything’s wrong.” (Come on, even Homer Simpson figured that one out.)
“I don’t care.” (When you ask her where she wants to go) = “Don’t you dare take me to Taco Bell again.”
Revolving Door: 1, Stupid Guy: 0
Comments: 0 | Add a commentMerry Christmas From That Single Guy!
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Just wanted to wish all my readers a Merry Christmas. And whoops, look I found another excuse to show a hot girl in a post.
Funny Craigslist Ad
Comments: 0 | Add a commentSo, I found this today as I was searching for a new place to live, and I thought this one was strangely funny in a… well, just read it and see what you think.
$100 Monthly Rent in Exchange for Household Services
Date: 2007-12-22, 11:07AM EST
Upscale 3 BR, 2 1/2 BA patio home w/ pool & tennis near Landfall available for female roommate. Good looking middle-aged gentleman desires roommate to do routine household chores, including backyard garden upkeep. Must be friendly, trustworthy, a non-smoker, drug free and employed. Prefer college co-ed or young lady with liberal attitude.
Now, I don’t mean to insinuate anything, but I think he’s looking for more than just someone to clean his house and “trim the roses”. What do yall think?